Year of the Bit: Writing Something Funny for 365 Days — DAY 2Did I forget to post yesterday? Maybe. Am I posting twice today? Sure. It’s going to be a long year. Just as long as the day I had when I…Jan 3Jan 3
“Anything Lemon-Flavored Tastes Like A Candle”Said The Same Person That Just Two Months Ago Insisted They’d Eat That Yankee CandleJun 29, 2021Jun 29, 2021
Why the #FreeBritney Movement Isn’t Good For My ‘Britney’ Spear BusinessIt’s an unfortunate coincidence that my product is a spear with the name ‘Britney’ printed on it.Feb 17, 2021Feb 17, 2021
No, a Hedge Fund ISN’T a GoFundMe For a Landscaping Business: Here’s What We KnowIn the wake of GameStop’s recent stock surge, people are wondering: What IS a hedge fund? And why am I not totally fucking rich yet?Jan 28, 2021Jan 28, 2021
Regis Philbin’s Final Answer: “Me. I Want To Be A Millionaire.”His ‘final answer’ may shock you.Jul 26, 2020Jul 26, 2020
Why Elmo Could Be The Candidate Democrats Are Looking ForWhile the odds are against him, Elmo’s no bullshit attitude and quirky personality is exactly what the Democrats need right now.Jun 12, 2020Jun 12, 2020
